Right? By the time he's actually sixty, he's probably gonna look like someone dug him out of the ground.

[ Heading to the door, then! ]

Ahaha, sorry, not like that. I take care of all the orphans in my town so I just kind of call 'em that. They're more like little siblings, but everyone at home usually knows what I mean, so why use extra syllables.

[ He is not the first person she's confused with that, though. ]